Question 1

When does the LAPTOP meme coin launch and on what network?

Accepted Answer

LAPTOP is set to launch on Sept. 9 on Base, the network developed by Coinbase, with a total supply of one billion tokens.

Question 2

Who qualifies for the LAPTOP airdrop?

Accepted Answer

Twenty percent of the supply goes to two airdrop rounds, with eligibility extended to people who lost money trading Trump's TRUMP coin, along with Hunter Biden's Substack subscribers, his friends, and people on video journalist Andrew Callaghan's mailing list.

Question 3

How much have investors lost on Trump's crypto ventures?

Accepted Answer

Public Citizen estimated investors are at least $4.7 billion underwater across five Trump-linked crypto products, including $3.2 billion on the TRUMP memecoin, while Trump reported at least $1.4 billion in crypto-related income for 2025.

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